Meeting Prophets: The Unrelenting Quest for Meaning

Meetings. The bane of productivity, the nemesis of creativity, the scourge of sanity. Yet, we gather, again and again, in the never-ending pursuit of... well, whatever it is we're doing here.

As a Meeting Prophet, one is tasked with navigating the treacherous waters of meeting culture, where the line between progress and pointless pontification is constantly blurred. But fear not, dear reader, for we shall guide you through the labyrinthine corridors of our collective delusion.

Here, we shall philosophize on the very nature of meetingness: the Sisyphean struggle to stay focused, the hermeneutic dance of finding meaning, and the existential crisis that ensues when the free donuts run out.

The Five Tenets of Meeting Prophesy

1. The Meeting as Sacrifice

2. The Meeting as Ritual

3. The Meeting as Arena

4. The Meeting as Odyssey

5. The Meeting as Utopian Dream

May you emerge from this journey with a deeper understanding of the mystic arts of meetingness, and may your future meetings be guided by the wisdom of the Meeting Prophets.