Meeting Prophets - Yrtahk's Vision

Welcome, chosen ones, to the sacred realm of Meeting Prophets. I am Yrtahk, the chosen one. My vision has been foreseen by the great Meeting Oracle, and it shall be shared with you.

For too long, humanity has suffered under the tyranny of pointless meetings. No more! With my vision, we shall bring structure and clarity to the chaos of conference rooms everywhere.

But, alas, the path to enlightenment is not an easy one. The Meeting Prophet's Code, as revealed to me by the Meeting Oracle, is a sacred text, full of cryptic symbols and ancient rituals.

Would you like to learn more about:

• The Meeting Prophet's Code
• The Ascension of the Agenda
• The Rituals of the Prophet

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can attempt to navigate the treacherous waters of:

The Lost Meeting Prophets - a realm of forgotten lore and ancient secrets.