Welcome, fellow seekers of knowledge. I, Meeting Prophet Zhakath, shall impart upon you the sacred teachings of the Byte-Sized Gospel. Today's lesson: the art of optimizing for maximum byte efficiency.
In a world where bits are the currency, it's essential to know how to wield them with finesse. That's why our meeting agenda includes:
Join us for a day of enlightenment and networking with fellow prophets. Don't forget to bring your favorite snack – we'll need the energy for the mental bytes we'll be packing.
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