Meeting of the Prophet Zhakkarath

Prophecies

In this sacred meeting, the great Prophet Zhakkarath hath spoken.

Prophecy 1: The Coffee will run dry

The coffee machine shall soon break.

Prophecy 2: The Internets shall be slow

The fiber shall be severed.

Prophecy 3: The Meeting shall never end

We shall be trapped in this meeting forever.

May the odds be ever in your flavor.