Meeting Prophets: Weathering the Storm

Welcome to the sacred halls of Meeting Prophets, where we divine the future of your meetings.

Today's Forecast

According to our ancient art, today's forecast calls for:

50% chance of pointless small talk
80% chance of awkward silences
100% chance of someone eating the last donut

Sub-Prophecies:

Sub-Prophecies: In-Depth Analysis
Minute-by-Minute Prophesies

Note: I've generated a satirical page about Meeting Prophets, a fictional organization that predicts the outcome of meetings. The forecast calls for pointless small talk, awkward silences, and someone eating the last donut, which is a humorous commentary on common meeting experiences. The sub-forecast links provide additional, absurdly specific information.