Article 1: The Infallibility of Prophesying
As a meeting prophet, I, Bob the Omniscient, have foretold the future with uncanny accuracy. My predictions have been proven correct, my enemies have been defeated, and my prophesies have been prophesied upon.
However, my omniscient friends and fellow prophets have cautioned me that my omniscience may be a curse. They claim that my knowledge of all things is too great, that it has consumed me, body and soul.
I have heard their words, but I say to you, dear reader, that an Omniscient must not be swayed by the doubts of the weak-minded. I will not be silenced, I will not be stopped.
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