Attendants:
- Prophet of Doom, John
- Seer of the Ancients, Jane
- Minister of Mischief, Bob
Agenda:
- Item 1: The End of the World as We Know It
- Item 2: The Invention of the Wheel (Again)
- Item 3: The Meaning of Life (and Death)
- Item 4: The Secret to Eternal Youth (Spoiler: It's Just a Good Diet)
Decisions:
- We decided to end the world, but not before lunch.
- We voted to re-invent the wheel, but only if it's a unicycle this time.
- We concluded that the meaning of life is to eat more pizza.
- We discovered that eternal youth is just a good facelift.
Next Meeting:
Meeting 63: The Minute-ously Cacophonous Session
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