Meeting Prophets

Minute of Silence

The meeting prophets have gathered to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and the 2-minute warning bell that rings in the break room every hour.

As the minutes tick by, the air grows thick with anticipation, the chairs creak with desperation, and the coffee machine weeps with sadness.

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The meeting prophets have foreseen the coming of a great and terrible drought of ideas, and have prepared accordingly.

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1. To survive the impending drought of creativity

2. To find new uses for the copier paper that was previously used to print meeting notes

3. To perfect the art of saying "can we just move on to the next item on the agenda"