The meeting of the Prophecy of the Lost Keys was called to discuss the disappearance of the office keys. The room was dimly lit, with only a faint hum of fluorescent light in the distance. A lone figure, known as "The Keykeeper," stood at the podium, gazing out at the sea of worried employees.
The Keykeeper's voice boomed through the room, "We must find the keys! The fate of productivity hangs in the balance!" The employees nodded, some scribbling notes, others checking their phones.