It is foretold that on the 15th of February, a pizza delivery guy shall arrive at your door, bearing a steaming hot pie and a bill for $19.99. The pizza shall be topped with an unholy trinity of pepperoni, mushrooms, and extra cheese, but the true marvel shall be the delivery guy's ability to recite the entirety of "The Great Gatsby" while balancing a steaming hot pie on their head.
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