Minutes of the Marketing Department's Sneaky Ways

Meeting Notes from the most epic meeting in recent history:

We decided to steal the company's Christmas party budget and use it to buy a giant hamster wheel for our CEO's cat, Mr. Whiskers.

Discussion Item 1: How to get away with it.

We brainstormed various methods of concealing our hamster wheel purchase, including:

• Claiming it's for "Employee Wellness and Productivity"
• Setting up a fake "Focus Group" to justify the cost
• Telling our boss it's "for the company's mascot"

Next Steps:

We will begin construction on the hamster wheel in our break room, using leftover construction materials and a 40% off coupon for a local hardware store.

Action Items:

• Assign team members to research "Hamster Wheel Maintenance and Upkeep"
• Set up a rotating schedule for Mr. Whiskers' hamster wheel sessions
• Prepare a PowerPoint presentation to pitch to our boss, using slides with lots of cat pictures

Hamster Wheel Technical Specs | Mr. Whiskers Safety Protocol