Welcome, fellow sufferers, to Friday Frayhem, the most unpredictable and anxiety-inducing day of the week. Today, the very fabric of reality seems to unravel before our very eyes, like a cheap rug with a loose thread. Don't worry, though; we're all in this together.
As we navigate the treacherous waters of Friday afternoon, remember to stock up on caffeine, because the only thing more exhausting than the weekend's approaching doom is the knowledge that it's almost here. Stay hydrated, too; we don't want you to get too 'ประกd' in the head.
But fear not, dear friends, for we have a few tools to help you cope:
prophets' Meeting Notes:Check out the meeting notes from our esteemed prophets, who have bravely faced the horrors of Friday Frayhem and lived to tell the tale.
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