Join our enigmatic meeting prophets for an afternoon of existential dread and corporate doublespeak.
In this groundbreaking meeting, our prophet, Zorvath, will guide us through the basics of meeting etiquette and the art of making small talk with your coworkers.
Will we finally understand the meaning of "status updates"?
No, we won't.
In this meeting, our prophet, Blerg, will take us on a journey through the infinite loop of TPS reports and the existential crisis of being trapped in a never-ending cycle of pointless discussions.
Will we find our way out?
No, probably not.