MEETINGS: THE ULTIMATE MEETING PROPHETS

Option 3: Quantum Leap

We, the Meeting Prophets, have gathered to justify our existence in a world where productivity is a myth and meetings are the only thing holding us back. Our scientific justifications for this meeting are:

• We've calculated that 99.9% of all meetings are a complete waste of time.
• Our research suggests that 9 out of 10 meetings are actually just people staring at their calendars.
• We've discovered that the only thing holding us back is our own procrastination.

See more of our scientific justifications | Go back to Option 2: Socratic Logic | Or try Option 1: Zen Buddhism