Welcome, seekers of esoteric knowledge, to the hallowed halls of Our Prophet of Loose Interpretations. prophets-of-interpretation Our prophets possess the gift of seeing between the lines, where meaning is but a mere suggestion. They have gazed into the void and emerged with the faintest of ideas.
Our prophets are experts in the art of taking things too far. They will interpret the mundane as the sublime, the ordinary as the extraordinary, and the obvious as the obtuse.
Our prophets have been known to interpret:
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