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The Prophets of Loose Interpretations
Our Expertise: Redefining Ambiguity
What We Actually Do:
We're a team of expert prophets who specialize in loose interpretations. Our team of highly trained, yet slightly confused, seers will guide you through the muddled waters of unclear meaning.
Our services include:
- Interpreting the obvious as the obscure
- Turning a blind eye to the obvious
- Creating new, innovative ways to say "we have no idea what you're talking about"
Learn more about our interpretation-by-numbers method
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Our Prophets:
Our Mission: To Confuse, To Amuse, To Occasionally Enlighten (But No Guarantee)