Our Sub-Bureaucratic Heroes Committee: The Real Decision Makers

Meet the committee of highly trained, expertly bureaucratic individuals tasked with deciding what constitutes a "good" decision.

Our team includes:

• Director of Red Tape, Jane Smith: Expert in finding the most creative ways to say "no".
• Assistant Director of Red Tape, John Doe: Specialist in turning a simple "yes" into a 10-page document.
• Deputy Director of Bureaucratic Slang, Jane Doe: Connoisseur of jargon and buzzwords.

Consult with us today and discover the joy of indecision!

Learn more about our Deputy Director of Bureaucratic Slang. Read about our esteemed Committee of Prophets.