Department of Deception: Meeting Prophets

Our Sub-Bureaucratic Heroes

Meet our team of experts in the art of saying nothing.

• Hero 1: Bureaucratic Bob
• Hero 2: Prophetic Pam
• Hero 3: Shadowy Steve

Departmental Deception

Our team's expertise in saying nothing is unmatched.

Sub-Departmental Deception

• Undersecretary of Deception
• Assistant to the Undersecretary of Deception