Meet the experts who have mastered the art of saying nothing while still appearing to be doing something.
Bureaucratic hero #1: Bob Smith, Expert in Doing Nothing. Bob has spent 10 years in the department and has mastered the art of saying nothing while appearing to be doing something. His motto: "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy."
Bureaucratic hero #2: Jane Doe, Expert in Red Tape. Jane has been in the department for 15 years and has created an empire of forms, reports, and other unnecessary paper shuffling. Her motto: "If it's not in writing, it didn't happen."
Bureaucratic hero #3: John Doe, Expert in Meetings. John has been in the department for 20 years and has perfected the art of turning any meeting into an excuse for free coffee and a cookie break. His motto: "Meetings are like a box of chocolates, youประก never know what you're gonna get, but it's always boring."