Heroic Protocol

Welcome to the Meeting Prophets, where the art of heroic protocol has been perfected. We are a group of esteemed sub-bureaucrats, dedicated to the art of making meetings more interesting, more productive, and more tolerable.

Our Experts

Our team of experts includes:

• The Great Attendance Optimizer, who can predict with uncanny accuracy the exact number of attendees who will actually show up.
• The Minute-Taker Extrordinaire, who can take notes faster than a speeding bullet.
• The Bureaucratic Broker, who can navigate the Byzantine waters of office politics like a seasoned sailor.

Heroic Protocol

Our heroic protocol is based on the ancient art of meeting-fu. By combining the latest in meeting technology with the timeless wisdom of the ancient Chinese art of kung fu, we have created a system that will leave you feeling energized, motivated, and ready to tackle any challenge that comes your way.

Read our manual to learn more about our heroic protocol.