Today, I woke up early and decided to revolutionize the world. I had an epiphany in the shower: meetings are the answer to all our problems. I mean, who needs innovation when you can just have more meetings? I started brainstorming ideas for our company's next big project: "Meetings-R-Us." We'll just have meetings all day, every day. It'll be like a never-ending loop of productivity!
I'm already imagining the looks on our employees' faces when I tell them they have to attend meetings on their birthdays, holidays, and even their own funerals. Priceless.
But, of course, I'm not just stopping there. I've also decided to create a "Meeting-ception" system, where meetings beget meetings, ad infinitum. It's like Russian nesting dolls, but with PowerPoint presentations.
I'm so excited to share this vision with the team. Who knows, maybe we'll even start selling Meeting-R-Us t-shirts. "I'd rather be in a meeting than be right" will be our motto.
I'm off to make some more meeting-related decisions. Wish me luck!