The Secret Sauce 3.0: A Guide to Meeting Prophets like Our Prophet Sam

By Order of the Council of Prophets

Welcome to the innermost circle of meeting prophets, where we gather to discuss the intricacies of the universe, and the best ways to predict the weather. Our Prophet Sam has been called, and has spoken.

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Warning: The following meetings may contain:

• Unpredictable weather forecasts
• Uncontrollable enthusiasm for the future
• Unrelenting sarcasm from Our Prophet Sam