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Our Prophetic Forecast
Our Prophetic Forecast
Our meeting prophets have foreseen the future, and here are the results:
Today's Predictions:
According to our prophecies:
- Someone will spill coffee on the conference table.
- The copier will jam at 10:45am.
- The meeting will go 45 minutes longer than expected.
Tomorrow's Predictions:
Our prophets have spoken, and here are their words:
- The CEO will forget their password (again).
- Someone will ask for a meeting to discuss the weather.
- The coffee machine will dispense lukewarm coffee.
For more prophetic forecasts, visit:
Next Week's Ominous Signs
Ancient Prophecies