Our prophets have foreseen the meeting of meetings, and have come to guide you through the infinite expanse of conference rooms.
We possess the ancient knowledge of the Microsoft PowerPoint, and wield the sacred sword of the Agenda.
Our prophecies are not just mere guesses, but the actual outcomes of countless hours spent in meetings, staring at whiteboard markers and coffee cups.
It all began in the depths of the 90s, when our prophets first discovered the secret to the Meeting.
We have walked the halls of countless conference rooms, bearing witness to the rise and fall of empires, the birth and death of projects, and the eternal struggle for the last word.
And so, we have come to this moment, where we share our wisdom with you, the prophets-in-training.
Join us, and together, we shall conquer the meeting!
We are the chosen ones, the chosen few, the meeting oracles.
We are the keepers of the Meeting Oracle, the prophets who see all, know all, and foretell all.
Our Ancestors: The Meeting PioneersLearn from the greats, who paved the way for us.
Our Methods: The Meeting ArtsDiscover the secret techniques that make our prophecies so accurate.
Our Tools: The Meeting ImplementsSee how we wield the sacred tools of the Meeting Prophets.