Our Team of Meeting Prophets

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Prophet Name: Bob the Unrelenting

Prophet of Meetings: 5 Years

Prophet Bob

Bob's specialty is predicting when meetings will be canceled due to lack of snacks in the conference room. He has a 97% accuracy rate and can be found sipping coffee in the break room.

Prophet Name: Samantha the Scribe

Prophet of Meetings: 7 Years

Prophet Samantha

Samantha can predict the exact minute a meeting will start and end, even if the attendees forget to bring their watches. Her methods involve intricate doodling and a strong understanding of the cosmos.

Prophet Name: Larry the Laggard

Prophet of Meetings: 3 Years

Prophet Larry

Larry's method involves simply showing up late to every meeting and declaring, "I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!" He has a 100% accuracy rate for detecting the presence of free food in the conference room.