We are the chosen ones, gathered here today to discuss the meaning of it all.
From the depths of our coffee-fueled despair, we shall rise like the phoenix of productivity.
And lo, the meeting shall be adjourned, for the sake of our sanity, and the love we hold for our couches.
But fear not, for the meeting shall return, like the never-ending cycle of meetings, and the eternal recurrence of boredom.