Prophecies for the Year of Our Lord 2024
On this fateful day, February 22nd, 2024, the Prophecies gathered to foretell the future. The room was abuzz with anticipation as the sibyls took their seats.
The Prophecy of the Elder
By the power vested in me, I foresee...
...the year 2024 will be marked by the return of the disco ball.
...the price of avocados will rise to $50 per pound.
...the color blue will become the new black.