In a shocking turn of events, our sources close to the Council of Meeting Prophets confirm that an alien snack attack has been foreseen.
InterGalactic Snack Battle - 3000 BCE: The snack-based war that will determine the fate of humanity.
Snack Horde - 2000 CE: The apocalyptic horde of Doritos and Cheetos that will consume us all.
Snack-Based Reality - 2050 CE: The world where everything is made of Cheetos dust and regret.