Eternal Meeting Prophecy Generator 3000
Welcome, prophet of doom! You have been summoned to generate an eternal meeting prophecy for your next corporate gathering.
Prophecy Options:
- "The CEO will reveal a new 'synergy' that will change everything."
- "The project will be delayed by exactly 3 weeks due to unforeseen circumstances."
- "Taco Tuesday will become a mandatory company-wide tradition."
Generated Prophecy:
You have chosen... "The CEO will reveal a new 'synergy' that will change everything."