The great and powerful meeting prophets have spoken! Their visions of a harmonious workplace have been revealed to us through sacred numerological calculations.
Using the sacred art of numerology, our prophets have calculated the perfect meeting duration, frequency, and agenda.
Meetings should last exactly 37.5 minutes to achieve maximum synergy.
And for optimal productivity, meetings should occur every 4.21 days, on Tuesdays only.
The sacred numerological sequence for the perfect meeting agenda is 3.14, 7, 11, 13, 23, and 42.
But beware, mortal, for not all meetings are created equal. Some are doomed to fail, like the cursed Meeting of the Damned, scheduled on a Thursday, at 3:14 AM, with an agenda that reads "Discuss the meaning of life".
Don't say we didn't warn you...