A Meeting So Dull, It's Practically a Prophecy Prophets Would Flee From

We've gathered prophets from far and wide, and they all agree:

• That this meeting will never end.
• You will never find any actual meaning or purpose.
• The free donuts in the break room have been replaced with stale ones.

And so, the prophecies are clear:

• Death by PowerPoint will be your fate.
• The conference room chairs will be the end of you.
• And your soul will be lost in a sea of corporate speak.

But wait, there's more! Click for more prophecies:

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