By the power of our esteemed snack prophets, we have foreseen the end of all things crunchy. The era of Doritos and Cheetos is near, and with it, the era of stale, flavorless snacks.
According to ancient scripts, a great famine of snacks shall befall the land, forcing us all to resort to eating... torture devices for sustenance. Fear not, for we have prepared the way for this inevitability.
Below are some of the ancient texts foreseen by our snack prophets:
Prophecy of the stickiest of fates | Prophecy of the sour-est of crimes
Stay tuned for more snack prophecies, and remember: when the snack-pocalypse comes, don't forget the cheese, and the cheese will forget you.