Snack-Rituals: The Prophecies of the Apocalypse

We have foreseen the coming of the Snack-Apocalypse. It is a time of great trial and tribulation, when the world's last remaining snacks will be consumed by the few, leaving the masses to face a barren, chip-less existence.

But fear not, mortals, for we have prepared for you a series of prophecies, each one a guide to help you navigate the treacherous landscape of the Snack-Apocalypse.

Click on the links below to read the prophecies of our great and wise prophets:

May the odds be ever in your flavor.

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