Attending Prophets:
- Prophet Zorvath, The Great
- Prophet Xexuon, The Wise
- Prophet Yorvath, The Benevolent
Agenda:
- The Apocalypse
- The Rapture
- The Return of the Ancients
Decisions:
- It is decreed that the Apocalypse shall occur precisely at 3:14 PM on 2023-01-13.
- It is decreed that the Rapture shall be preceded by a 2-week period of extreme weather.
- It is decreed that the Return of the Ancients shall be accompanied by a 50-foot tall statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
Notes:
- Prophet Zorvath shall oversee the Apocalypse.
- Prophet Xexuon shall prepare the Rapture.
- Prophet Yorvath shall don the Chicken Statue of Destiny.
Adjournment:
- The meeting was adjourned at 4:05 PM with a unanimous vote.