By the power vested in me, I foretell the snacking fates of mortals. Today, on the 17th day of January, 2024, the snack gods have spoken.
Snack of the Ancients:
Behold, mortals, a vision of the most revered and coveted snack: The Doritos Jacked Cheese Cheetos.
By the light of the setting sun, it shall appear on every table, bringing joy and satisfaction to all who consume it.
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Snack of the Damned:
But beware, mortals, for I also foretell a snack of great consequence: The Nacho Cheese Doritos.
By the power of the snack gods, it shall bring forth a craving that cannot be satiated.
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