By the power vested in me, I, the Great Oracle of the Snackosphere, foretell the following:
On this day, January 18th, 2023, the world shall witness a great and wondrous event: the simultaneous consumption of 4.72 million bags of potato chips.
This is not just a number, but a sign from the snack gods. The crunch of the chips shall echo through the land, a sound that shall be heard for generations to come.
It is said that those who partake in this glorious feast shall be granted temporary invincibility in the realm of the couch, and that their bellies shall be forever changed.
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May the odds be ever in your flavor.