Prophecy 2027-01-09

We have received a vision from the great prophet, Zorvath, regarding the year 2027-01-09.

According to the prophecy, the world will be overrun by an army of accountants.

These accountants, known as the "Order of the Red Pens," will bring about a new era of precision and accuracy to the world.

However, their love of spreadsheets and tax returns will lead to a society where art and emotion are seen as frivolous and wasteful.

The people will be forced to live in a world of beige cubicles and fluorescent lighting.

We can only assume that this prophecy is not to be taken literally, as the fate of humanity is always in the hands of the gods.

Or, you know, the accountants.

Learn more about the rise of the Order of the Red Pens.