Prophet of Doom, 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: "The Apocalypse Cometh!"
The Prophet of Despair, 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: "The Futility of Existence"
The Prophet of Chaos, 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: "The End of Order as We Know It"
The Prophet of Balance, 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: "The Harmony of Opposites, AKA the Key to Survival"
The Prophet of Hope, 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: "The Improbability of Happiness"
The Prophet of Despair, 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM:ประก "The Crushing Blow of Reality"
The Prophet of Enlightenment, 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: "The Spark of Understanding, AKA the False Sense of Security"
Prophet of Doom, 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: "The Second Coming... of Doom"
Prophet of Balance, 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: "The Harmony of the Spheres, AKA the Illusion of Control"