The 3hr Lunch Break Prophets: Visions of the Future

Prophesied by: The Council of 3hr Lunch Break Visionaries

Today, the Council of 3hr Lunch Break Visionaries gathered to share their most profound and life-altering prophecies.

Prophecy 1: The Coffee Machine Will Rise Again

It shall be said that the office coffee machine, once broken, shall be restored, and its brew shall be stronger than ever before.

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Prophecy 2: The 3hr Lunch Break Shall Never End

It is foretold that the 3hr lunch break shall stretch on forever, a never-ending cycle of procrastination and leisure.

The Eternal Lunch Break
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