Prophecy of the Pointless
In a world where meetings had become the bane of society, the great Prophet of Meetings foretold of a time when gatherings would be a thing of the past.
The prophecy spoke of a land where productivity would soar, and coffee breaks would be a thing of the past, for all would be accomplished without the need for pointless discussions.
The people rejoiced at the thought of it, but the Prophet of Meetings spoke not of a time of peace, but rather a time of constant vigilance, for one could never be too careful, lest the meetings return.