Prophet Ron's Epic Failure: The Lost Cause

Ron, the self-proclaimed Meeting Prophet, has lost his grip on reality. His prophecies are now reduced to predicting the exact number of donuts in the office fridge. His latest vision: 17 donuts, give or take 3.

As a result, his followers have started to question his divine right to lead. They demand more substance, more depth, and more donuts. The Meeting Prophets' internal conflict has reached a boiling point.

Will Ron find his way back to the top, or will his lost cause become a cautionary tale for all prophets to come?

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