A confounding enigma that has plagued the Meeting Prophets for centuries: why is it never lunchtime? We've scoured the ancient tomes, consulted with the wisest sages, and pored over the dusty scrolls. And yet, we still can't seem to pinpoint the exact hour.
Some say it's a temporal anomaly, born from the fabric of time itself. Others claim it's a culinary conspiracy to keep our stomachs perpetually rumbly.
But we at the Meeting Prophets know the truth: it's because our meeting attendees are secretly all trying to finish their reports.