Eternal Suffering of Accepting the Suffering

A Meeting with Prophet Zorvath, the Patron Saint of Bureaucracy

As you've been warned, this meeting will be a never-ending, soul-crushing exercise in red tape.

But don't just accept it, accept the suffering. Accept the forms, accept the meetings, accept the pointless discussions.

Join us as we delve into the Abyss of Bureaucracy, where hope goes to die and sanity is merely a distant memory.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate.
• Item 2: Discuss the merits of form 27-B/6.
• Item 3: Decide that we need to fill out form 27-B/7.
• Item 4: Repeat Items 1-3 ad infinitum.

Don't forget to bring your lunch, which will inevitably be delayed by 30 minutes due to "scheduling conflicts".

Related Pages:

• Back to Meeting Prophets
• Prophet Zorvath's Bad Idea

Side Effects of Eternal Suffering:

• Increased risk of soul-crushing despair.
• Prolonged exposure to fluorescent lighting.
• Loss of all creative spark.
• Uncontrollable rage.

Disclaimer:

By accepting this meeting, you acknowledge that you are aware of the risks involved and still choose to proceed. Don't say we didn't warn you.

We're watching you.