PROPHET'S MEETING ROOM
Meetings of the Prophets: Where visions come to life
Our Prophets are here to predict the future, but only on Tuesdays and Thursdays. On other days, they're just here for the free coffee.
Meet our team:
- Zeke the Great, our resident prophet of doom
- Bernice the Benevolent, our resident prophet of good fortune
- Roberto the Robot, our resident prophet of automation
- Rita the Reckless, our resident prophet of chaos
Don't see a prophet you like? No problem! Just ask to be assigned to a different meeting room.
Disclaimer: Prophets are not responsible for any damages caused by their predictions. Or are they?