When you arrive late, you're not just late, you're not just sorry, you're paradoxically late. You've created a temporal rift that will be felt for eternity.
When you're late, don't bother trying to explain, just stand there and bask in the shame of your own tardiness.
And when the meeting is over, don't forget to leave early. Because, let's be real, you've got better things to do than sit around all day.
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