Ancient wisdom, modern wit. Proverbs from across the ages, distilled into pithy, pungent, and occasionally profane nuggets of truth.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the... well, actually, a bird in the hand is worth a bird in the hand. Don't get your hopes up for the latter.
Actions speak louder than words, but only if you're trying to get out of a speeding ticket.
When in Rome, do as the Romans do, but also be prepared for the Romans to do as they please, because, let's face it, they're probably just going to do whatever they want.