Chaos Management 101: Wednesday Wildfire

Today's lesson: How to survive the impending catastrophe that is the office coffee machine's demise.

Objective: To create a plan for emergency coffee procurement, without alerting the bean-counting overlords.

Phase 1: Scavenge for Supplies

• Scout the surrounding area for any remaining coffee beans.
• Locate the nearest emergency caffeine cache.
• Conduct a risk assessment: how much time do you have before the apocalypse hits?

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Phase 2: Rescue Operations Phase 3: Survival Mode Phase 4: Curse the Boss

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Phase 2: Rescue Operations

Phase 3: Survival Mode

Phase 4: Curse the Boss

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Image description: The office coffee machine on fire. Don't worry, it's just a simulation.