Chaos Theory

The Art of Monday Morning Mayhem Management

By the Prophets of the Apocalypse

Monday morning. The day of reckoning. When the coffee-fueled chaos of our lives descends upon us like a dark, malevolent cloud.

We, the Prophets of the Apocalypse, have studied the ancient art of navigating this treacherous landscape. Our secrets will be revealed here.

But first, a word of warning: do not attempt to apply these principles in your own life without proper training and a healthy dose of masochism.

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