The Meeting of the Doomsday Cycle

This meeting is a NECESSITY, as the world teeters on the brink of destruction.

We will be discussing the impending apocalypse, its many symptoms, and how we can all just kinda... wing it, really.

Join us as we:

Debilitate the very fabric of time and space
Ponder the meaninglessness of existence
Make a list of tasks to be completed by 5pm on Friday, just in case the world doesn't end

Don't miss it!

When: NOW

Where: The Doomsday Room, Basement Level 7, under the stairs

Why: Because, honestly, it's just that kind of meeting

Will we make it through the apocalypse? NO

Will there be snacks? MAYBE

Will there be free parking? HA

See you all there!