MEETING PROPHETS of THE CARPARK

We are a mystical order of seers and visionaries, gathered to interpret the cryptic messages of our beloved Carpark Oracle.

Currently, our prophets are in a heated discussion about:

• The Prophets of the Parking Lot
• Interpreting Tire Tracks
• Decoding Dented Fenders

Join us in our mystical quest for understanding the hidden meanings of the Carpark!